-> "Sex Noise"
Original Song Title:
"Brick House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sex Noise"
The Lyrics
(Random Moaning and Panting)
(Rob Zombie)
I’ll use a SEX….. Noise!
Yeah! A bit annoying but it is my claim to fame!
I’ll use a SEX…. Noise!
Record a track of sinful acts!
To prove that I’m not a hack!
Heard this SEX… Noise!
The screams from your partner once she removed clothes… Is the music I composed
Babe moans while Rob Zombie sings
Is a guarantee to get some fans
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Critics can’t snooze when a woman screws
Dirty chicks on the floor earn me tips!
Bring it to the bank!
Thanks to my SEX…. Noise!
Yeah! Parents are banning their kids to hear me shout
Cash with my SEX… Noise!
I’ll get a blonde to respond and make a heaping wad
It’s not for squares my kinky tapes
Took this Disco hit and made mouths grape
Wow! Wow!
Your flowers WILT while she’s on her knees
Showing off her knockers will sure make it a breeze
Wow! Used this SEX… Noise!
Yeah! It’s Aphrodite just with a sexy sound
Wow! Used a SEX… Noise!
Just reenact you in the sack and you’ll have a contract
Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)
Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)
Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)
(Sexy chick)
I’ll make sounds with my mouth to get you aroused
With a pant or a moan another hundred is thrown
Sex Noise! Not a yawn!
It’s just a cat call
In Rob Zombie’s musical score
Your attention won’t fizzle
In fact it just might sizzle
Your drool’s like drizzle
Kinky chick when I roar I’ll earn tips
Used my lips for the volume and pitch
Only gay guys won’t want me on pillows
After you all heard my hot bellows
Copy and past throughout the whole track, Whoa!
Like sex without the morning breath
Go flick that on switch
And you’ll be impressed
Your spouse thinks it’s obscene
She might even get mean and punch your spleen!
(More sex noises!)
(Rob Zombie)
It’s my SEX… Noise!
Yeah, I’m Rob Zombie now on a directing route
Wow! It’s my SEX… Noise!
I must have cracked to make this crap!
By the Commodores’ I’ll be slapped
With my SEX… Noise!
This was fun but gotta run… ‘Devil Rejected’ this one!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
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