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Song Parodies -> "Spatula"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

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The Lyrics

Well, its not that great, but the pacing should be accurate. While the topic is not that funny, the lightness of the topic compared to Zombie might make you chuckle...just picture Tempesta beating a bowl of cookie dough rather than his drum in the video...I guess I'm just sick in the head.
(Verse 1)
Yes I am the tool.
Easy for a fool
To use while he cooks
Hang me on the hooks!
Use me when you bake
Or icing a cake.
Better than a knife
Never take a life!

Stir through the batter and
Mix in the matter
That needs to made with my
SPATULA! (Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 2)
Yes I'm the plastic
Or a wooden stick
With a rubber head
Easier to spread
Mayo in the jar
When its down too far
Don't reach for a fork!
And a spoon won't work!

(Chorus x2)

Mix it baby!
Mix it baby!
Mix it baby!
Mix it baby!
Mix just like Emeril!

(Verse 3)
Yes there are many things that can be done
The last one tell is one that's most fun!
I have one more use, one of a high rank
Meet up with a brat and his butt I'll spank!

(Chorus x2)
(Chorus x3)
Sorry about spelling errors. I am not a fantastic typist.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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MrMacphisto - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... good one man...
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Better than you give it credit for. 555
Jonathan C. - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, especially the last part. Would that be called a-salt and batter-y? :-X
My Name - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It's still the same man, she only likes me when I'm gone...
Ashley - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME! My coffee flew out of my nose when I read the title, and I totally give this parody five gold stars. I want to put this on my Xanga for people to that okay?
Mr. E - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the positive comments, and yes, you can put these lyrics on your Xanga.
Jonathan S (not to be confused with Jon C.) - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad. And you're right, in light of the OS, it does make for a funny contrast. 545

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