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Song Parodies -> "Cragula"

Original Song Title:

"Dragula"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Cragula"

Parody Written by:

Operation Filth

The Lyrics

It's Just Wack! :)~
Red I am the bone, excrementing bum
dripping through the grease, graguling the sneeze
Head I am the cry, patching angels' rye
Chorus: Pig through the nine year itches
Spurn through the stiches
I plan in the sack of my
Cragula rpt x.2

Dead I am the Kool, spreading from the loose stool
Seak Ahmad went to seed, nowhere as you plead
Lead I am the bat, beast upon the fat
Rendered is the cur. buying as you curse
Chorus: Pig through the nine year itches
Spurn through the stiches
I plan in the sack of my
Cragula rpt x.2

Poop it baby, poop it baby
Poop it baby, poop it baby
Churn like Hanibal

Read I am the knife, dig into the chin
Buckle sack the moan, 21 to sin
Dead I am the hog, mound of hell you lie
Devil on her rack, I can never sigh
Chorus: Pig through the nine year itches
Spurn through the stiches
I plan in the sack of my
Cragula rpt x.2
Poop it baby, poop it baby
Poop it baby, poop it baby
Churn like Hanibal
Chorus: Pig through the nine year itches
Spurn through the stiches
I plan in the sack of my
Cragula rpt x.2



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MQI (?) - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This doesn't make any sense.
Jonathan C. - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree MQI(?). But how many words rhyme with "Dragula".

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