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Song Parodies -> "Dishwasher"

Original Song Title:

"Dragula"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Dishwasher"

Parody Written by:

Jeph Johnson

The Lyrics

Eating time has come
She is almost done
Slurping spaghetti
Eating past-er-ry

Instead I am the guy
Washing all the time
My nightmare begins
Scouring pots and pans

Piles of more dishes
All over the kitchen
I scrape and I scrub with my...
Spatula!

Soiled dirty dishes
All over the kitchen
I scrape and I scrub with my...
Spatula!

I can barely think
As I fill up the sink
Bubbles overflow
Puddles floor below

I'm losing my mind
Smell like lemon-lime
All this food debris
Breeds catastrophe

Piles of more dishes
All over the kitchen
I scrape and I scrub with my...
Spatula!

Soiled dirty dishes
All over the kitchen
I scrape and I scrub with my...
Spatula!

Screw it maybe
I'll do it later
Screw it maybe
I'll do it later

...I need something mechanical!

Pausing, then my wife
Noticing my skin
Crackled, dry as bone
Went shopping again

Pushy salesman of
Home appliances
But it must've been
A really good buy

The whole pile of dishes
All over he kitchen
Vanished to the back of a...
Dishwasher!

And all of my wishes
Came through without glitches
When I put that big stack in my...
Dishwasher!

I"ll do it baby
Do it baby
I'll do it baby
Fluid baby

...I got something mechanical!

I'll do the dishes
NO! I'll do the dishes
Slam to the back of my...
Dishwasher!

I'll do the dishes
NO! I'll do the dishes
Slam to the back of my...
Dishwasher!

I'll do the dishes
NO! I'll do the dishes
Slam to the back of my...
Dishwasher!

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 32

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