Oh, it seemed forever stopped today,
All the lonely hearts in Bradford caught the bus,
And rode away,
and all the worst women are hookers
all the ugly men are pimps

You feel deprived

Yeah you should be questioning your size,
There is a tumour in your humour
There are bags under your eyes
You leave dents where you sit,
You really stink of doggy sh*t
Do you believe? You must believe!

When there's no jobs in town,
this new weekly wage,
its bringing ya down,
all the stations you have been
trying to find
the train to leeds
the train to Leeds

Yeah-is it hubby number 4?
Another husband in your life,
to abuse and much much more?
Is it Gretna Green stuff?
You are lookig really rough
You're on the dole

Yeah, tone down the make up
that you use cos you might awell face
the fact that you have lost your youth
thinking cigarettes are helpful, thinking booze
will numb the pain
Will you survive?
You wont survive!

When there's no jobs in town,
this new weekly wage,
its bringing you down
all the stations you have been
trying to find the train to Leeds,
the train to Leeds...

I, Spy with my little eye - something beginning with - AH
she snapped my job up
and now shes grinning so I gotta duff the bitch up
sit back and watch the GBH stack up
I know this girl-
She likes to switch teams
I'm not a fiend
but I'm looking for the train to Leeds....

When theres no jobs in town,
this new weekly wage,
its bringing you down,
all the stations you have been,
trying to find the train to leeds, the train to leeds

Come and catch the train to Leeds, dont let it bring you down,
everybody works in town...