Out of a million freaks
Only the strangest one breeds
You made a hideous mother
I'll get a mask out for me

Robbie get your face out of my sight
What did you do wrong, why did it die?
And all the brown apes say 'sorry kids we got no reply'

If you're willing to change your looks
You need plastic surgery
I've got more than I need
When your mouth snarls down at me

Every trick that you try
Will be washed out when you cry
I've got an ugly brother
Not so awful as mine

Robbie get your face out of my sight
What did I do wrong, to get that fright
And if you've got no love for me then that's alright
If you're willing to change your looks ...

If you're willing to change your looks
You need plastic surgery
I can't contain how I'm ill
When your face smiles down at me

Well if you wanna go and take a glance
Hide behind your hands
Peep'll show enough (2x)
If you're willing to change your looks... (2x)