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Song Parodies -> "Smoke? No way!"

Original Song Title:

"Rock DJ"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Smoke? No way!"

Parody Written by:

Jo

The Lyrics

Me with the smokers
Stealing your tobacco
Boys getting ill
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if you can't light your fag
Can I smoke it (yes you can!)
I got (lungs)
You got (throat)
We got every cancer
I've got the leaf
Gonna twist it in the roll
It's time to wreck your body

B.A.T. doing business
Can I get a witness
Every girl every man
Pollution can you smell me
Psychiatrist can you help me
Need permission to light
I don't wanna smoke, no way!
But you're making me feel so nice
This has gotta stop, some day
Cause you're burnin' my cash alright

Coughing in the classes
T.B. for your masses
Kill your head
No backstage passes
Have a proper ciggy
I'll be quite polite
But when I smoke the light
I smoke the light (right)
You got no fags then you're with the wrong man
It's time to wreck your body
If you can't get a light but your best friend can
It's time to wreck your body

I don't wanna be wheezy
Baby just tease me
Got no addiction planned
Pollution can you smell me...

I don't wanna smoke, no way!
But you're making me feel so nice
This has gotta stop, someday
Cause you're burnin' my cash alright

Quittin' ain't easy
Mostly it gets me
Every night
Quittin' ain't easy
But if you're killin' it
It's alright

Come on

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