First they drive too fast
Then at the stop they drive past
Then you are late - and you're fired
When you do board
Very rude things are said
They're being dangerous again

I know in London
the bus service is dreadful
I've taken as much
as Im having to take
Why do you think
we should suffer fare rises?
The service is bad
And theres no alternative

You've been driving
With a very nasty temper
You have swerved and bounced off the kerb
They don't drive slower
When there is a speed limit
But you're out of your depth mate
Go to hell.

I know in London
the bus service is dreadful
I've taken as much
as Im having to take
Why do you think
we should suffer fare rises?
The service is bad
And theres no alternative

All is wonderful in London
Dreaming of the sun she warms
You should see me in the afterlife
Picking up the sons of dust

When you think we're lost
We're diverting
What you think is worthless
Our driving
You don't want the timetable
It is boring
I got this speed I need to
Leave the house don't leave the car
Leave the drivers where they are
Leave a few shells in my gun
Stop me staring at the sun

I know in London
the bus service is dreadful
I've taken as much
as Im having to take
Why do you think
we should suffer fare rises?
The service is bad
And theres no alternative