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Song Parodies -> "Better Can"

Original Song Title:

"Better Man"

Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Better Can"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Putting in a TV
a chair with comfy arms
maybe a mini-bar
what do you think?

Gonna add a heater
cause I feel the cold
Plate the top with gold
to match the sink

Come see my bathroom plans
Make sure you wash your hands
cause I'm doing all I can
to build a better can.

It sucks away the contents
The pipe's 8 inches wide.
Nothing put inside
will block the drain.

Figured out the angles.
That sound you hear?
Got surround in here,
I'll boost the gain.

Pumped the bass so insane
that my neighbors complain,
But I'm doing all I can
to build a better can.

On that soft seat cover
I settle down
I feel safe and sound
I feel safe and sound

In the house there's once place
peace can be found.
I feel safe and sound

I can watch a movie
Play computer games
Drink a chilled champagne
or have a doze

It's a techno wonder
Hey, have you been told
bout that voice control?
Got one of those.

It's my throne, here I reign
It's my toilet domain
And I'm doin' all I can
to build a better can.

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sam - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
it sorta doesnt work but its funny anyway
Morgneto - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
That was excellent! Might have missed a few spots on pace, but they're easily workable. Gave me a hell of a laugh singing along to it :) No idea how you got the idea and pulled off that variation to it...

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