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Song Parodies -> "Kill Robbie"

Original Song Title:

"Rock DJ"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Robbie"

Parody Written by:

Jen

The Lyrics

Me with the knives oh
Stabbin' in your torso
Boys getting killed
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if you can't see the man
Can I kill him (yes you can)
I got (knives)
You got (guns)
We've got every weapon
I've got the sword

Gonna stick it in his head
It's time to kill poor Robbie

Assassinate back in business
Can I kill the witness?
Every girl every man
Boss man can you hear me?
Ground control can you see me?
Need permission to kill
I just wanna kill Robbie
Cos his songs are so very crap
When you gonna stop, Robbie?
Cause he even pretends to rap

Killin' in the classes
Murder for the masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Employ Green Day
They'll be quite polite
But when they rock the mike
They'll rock the mike (right)
If you got none dead then you're in the wrong job
It's time to kill old Robbie
If you can't get a job but your best friend can
It's time to kill crap Robbie

I don't wanna seem crazy
He doesn't see me
Got no family planned
Boss man can you hear me?
Ground control can you see me?
Need permission to kill
I just wanna kill Robbie
Cos his songs are so very crap
When you gonna stop, Robbie?
Cause he even pretends to rap

I just wanna kill Robbie
Cos his songs are so very crap
When you gonna stop, Robbie?
Cos he even pretends to rap

Killin ain't easy
Most of them see me
Every night
Killin ain't easy
But if you're helping them
It's alright

Come on
I just wanna kill Robbie
Cos his songs are so very crap
When you gonna stop, Robbie?
Cause he even pretends to rap

I just wanna kill Robbie
Cos his songs are so very crap
When you gonna stop, Robbie?
Cause he even pretends to rap

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