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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast"

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Robbie Williams

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The Lyrics

I sit and wait
Does breakfast ever come
How long do have I got to wait
The things we eat
When we're young and bold
'Cos I have been told
That starvation leaves their mouth open
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel I'ed rather have bacon instead
I'm having breakfast in bed

And through it offers me bacon
A plate with lots of stake on
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the stairs
Wherever it may take me
I know that food won't break me
When I come to call she won't bake food for me
I'm having breakfast in bed

When I'm feeling weak
And my belly walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with food
And as the hunger grows
The flesh peels of my bones
And my weight is dead
I'm having breakfast

Repeat chorus twice

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 58

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