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Song Parodies -> "Digestion (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition Remix"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Digestion (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

There's no original, just a remix.
Now usually I don't do this, but gone 'head and break 'em off with a little previews of the remix.

Now I'm not try'na be rude,
It's not me, but it's the food.
It's them gas bubbles that I feel,
Think it was probably the veal.
There must be something wrong,
The way this fart's about to peel.

I don't wanna toot toot! But I gotta poot poot!
Holdin' my hands on my butt,
Kaopectate ain't enough.
Man, my bowels is gettin' heavy
Need a bathroom 'cause I'm ready.

This the remix to digestion,
Don't need all that flatulation
When diarrhea starts flowin'
Got everyone in here wishin'
That they had somewhere to run
This digestion is not fun
I need some pepto bismol
But, man, I'm about to take me a dump

(Runs 7x)
(Runs 2x)

Now it's soundin' like a toad
Once I hit that toilet bowl
Hear that mess plop and go
Won't flush 'cause it might overflow.
Well I'm crappin' yes I'm dumpin'
No tissue is left for wipin'
You'll find me takin' medicine
Hope I get through digestion.


This stuff's droppin', where's some more tissue paper?
I got dung everywhere as if I'm wearin' a diaper.
It's like runnin' down my back and all over my neck.
I messed up your bathroom so here's a hundred dollar check.
Now I gotta go home, and leave this party.
I'm goin' to sleep, hope I ain't hurt nobody.
Around about 4 I gotta hit the potty,
I just gotta hope that it ain't so sloppy.


[Chorus 2x]

I gotta wipe my feet.
Clean the windows up.
Wipin' off my lips.
Smellin' disgustin'.
I can't take it no more.
Now it's still on the floor.
Man this stuff really stink.
Finally runnin' out . . .

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 26

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Neo Matrix - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Why don't people comment?
HunterGuy - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I want to download this song but I don't know where to go to do that? If a nybody knows post it>

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