-> "Digestion (Remix)"
Original Song Title:
"Ignition Remix" (MP3)
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Now usually I don't do this, but gone 'head and break 'em off with a little previews of the remix.
Now I'm not try'na be rude,
It's not me, but it's the food.
It's them gas bubbles that I feel,
Think it was probably the veal.
There must be something wrong,
The way this fart's about to peel.
I don't wanna toot toot! But I gotta poot poot!
Holdin' my hands on my butt,
Kaopectate ain't enough.
Man, my bowels is gettin' heavy
Need a bathroom 'cause I'm ready.
This the remix to digestion,
Don't need all that flatulation
When diarrhea starts flowin'
Got everyone in here wishin'
That they had somewhere to run
This digestion is not fun
I need some pepto bismol
But, man, I'm about to take me a dump
Now it's soundin' like a toad
Once I hit that toilet bowl
Hear that mess plop and go
Won't flush 'cause it might overflow.
Well I'm crappin' yes I'm dumpin'
No tissue is left for wipin'
You'll find me takin' medicine
Hope I get through digestion.
This stuff's droppin', where's some more tissue paper?
I got dung everywhere as if I'm wearin' a diaper.
It's like runnin' down my back and all over my neck.
I messed up your bathroom so here's a hundred dollar check.
Now I gotta go home, and leave this party.
I'm goin' to sleep, hope I ain't hurt nobody.
Around about 4 I gotta hit the potty,
I just gotta hope that it ain't so sloppy.
I gotta wipe my feet.
Clean the windows up.
Wipin' off my lips.
I can't take it no more.
Now it's still on the floor.
Man this stuff really stink.
Finally runnin' out . . .
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