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Song Parodies -> "Esophagus remix"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition remix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Esophagus remix"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

PB. JELLY Now I don't usually do this, but 'a' gon' 'head break me off a little piece of that chicken.
Now I'm not tryin' to be rude,
But if you touch my food
Gon' have to kick ya' with the boot.
And then we'll just see what you ya' do.
So put the pork ribs on the grill,
Ready for my bar-b-que meal.
You must be a cookin' show pro,
The way you make my belly grow.

So give me a piece, piece,
Just enough to chew, chew.
I'm pullin' crumbs out my beard,
And I can smell when food's near,
and I'm gon' want some spaghetti.

This is the remix to 'sophagus
Gon' have everyone gluttonous
Everyone in here zoophagous
Lookin' kinda carnivorous.
Suckin' on bones and crumbs.
Where you get cobbler from?
It's a freakin' buffet, I'm gon' have to get myself some.

Beef 11x

Now it's like Murder She Wrote,
Once you roll up beef and coke.
Go and bake some cookie dough.
Girl, you can cook a little more.
So put some whip cream on top of this.
I'd gladly clean of your dish.
I'm about to take the quiche and... stuff it down the esopagus.

So can I get a piece, piece,
Just enough to chew, chew.
I'm pullin' crumbs out my beard,
And I can smell when food's near,
and I'm gon' want some spaghetti.

This is the remix to 'sophagus
Gon' have everyone gluttonous
Everyone in here zoophagous
Lookin' kinda carnivorous.
Suckin' on bones and crumbs.
Where you get cobbler from?
It's a freakin' buffet, I'm gon' have to get myself some.

Now you know I can't fit in that stretch Navigator.
But you know I'm gonna try, 'cause I won't miss nothin' catered.
I got a belly and a rack, two chins and a double back.
Now bring some beef and pork and we got food for all night.
Well, after the buffet, it's the corner cafe,
And after the cafe, it's the restaurante.
Around about four the chefs stop cookin'.
We can take it to the kitchen and start some chicken.

So give me a piece, piece,
Just enough to chew, chew.
I'm pullin' crumbs out my beard,
And I can smell when food's near,
and I'm gon' want some spaghetti.

This is the remix to 'sophagus
Gon' have everyone gluttonous
Everyone in here zoophagous
Lookin' kinda carnivorous.
Suckin' on bones and crumbs.
Where you get cobbler from?
It's a freakin' buffet, I'm gon' have to get myself some.

This is the remix to 'sophagus
Gon' have everyone gluttonous
Everyone in here zoophagous
Lookin' kinda carnivorous.
Suckin' on bones and crumbs.
Where you get cobbler from?
It's a freakin' buffet, I'm gon' have to get myself some.

C'mon back that try up.
No more diet for us.
Got our blood pressure up.
Scoot the tables up.
Got the chairs crackin'.
We weezin' as we eatin'.

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