Seven o’clock in the evening
And some song is annoying me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a room that is in a house, see?
And a voice yells, “Hey who’s there? A.J.?”, from the front door
Then she comes up and yells at me
And to my surprise, made me bored

Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, Wait, who was that?
How could I be so stupid to be have left my lyrics by the cat?
Must of lost the chorus line
Oh, that was perfect time
From the first, and to the last
Didn’t plan to go that fast

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put them in my bag
Searching for my pack pack
Tryin’ to get on up out the home
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “Why do you need this?”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Yo you move out my way”
Said, “I got a go back home”
She said, “Please, why you need this?”
“Yo you I’ve got to get home”
She said, her boyfriend was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, shut up
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some stuff is ganna go down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Nah, this should be more fun, it should work ok”
“Just think, just think, fine, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my lazy self up out this house

Then he walks in and says, “I’m home”
She says, “Jesse, I’m in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Abby, I’ve been missin’ you”
She starts huggin’ him
And says, “I’ve read and drained your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar

Then he hits his head
And then says “Sorry” then he coughs
I’m in the closet, like man, what the heck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get stupid as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “Oh please, how you gonna open this closet”

He walks to the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Jess please, come back to here”
He says, “Please say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m laughin’ like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the drawn sun
He looks at the closet
I pull out my BB gun
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now I’m gonna Yell “ECHO”…”ECHO”…”ECHO”…ECHO”…”ECHO”