-> "Trapped In The Allergies part 3"
Original Song Title:
"Trapped In The Closet" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trapped In The Allergies part 3"
The next morning, I woke up at 7:00 am, I'm trying not to sneeze, now and then
I can't believe I'm having sunny side up eggs for breakfast, why would I wanted scrambled eggs, what's this?
What's that weird stuff on my eggs right now? My dad said, "It's sauerkraut. Why don't you try it out?"
I say "I hate sauerkraut, dad! And sauerkraut will make me feel much bad!"
Though I wanted some French Toast, but we're out of texas toast, I rather eat just a small box of cereal without milk almost
My dad said to me that vitamin C will have to chance to reduce your allergies
He gave some orange juice in one whole glass, ate a small box of cereal amd drank the juice really fast
Although my dad went to the Rite Aid all by himself, to get some medicine that cures me very well
He gave some allergy medicine I haven't tried, I'm still thinking that sneezing will be leading to suicide
My dad say, "I suggest you have to take it by night and everything will be completely all right."
Well, I took a couple Benadryls, put 'em in my backpack, just in case I'm having some kind of allergy attack
I have a math class at community college today, although I don't want to sneeze anyway
I don't want to sneeze in 7 days in a row, but sneezing in up to 6 days in a row's okay, I know
What would happen if I sneeze in 27 days in a row right now, I guess I'll commit suicide, and I'll no longer watch my mouth
I can't drop the f-bomb unless I sneeze in the morning, I can't stand sneezing anymore, am I a human "global warning"?
My heart stops at wrong times, don't want it beating too fast, anyways, how long will my even worse sickness last?
While in the middle of the class, my nose is still underattacked!
I hit myself in the head 27 times, I'm feeling whacked
I got kicked out of the class, but then the next day, I
Sneezed once more, my head explodes, I commited suicide
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