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Song Parodies -> "Trapped In The Allergies part 2"

Original Song Title:

"Trapped In The Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Trapped In The Allergies part 2"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Well, here I am in my bedroom, it's just me
My nose was still underattacked by some unknown stuff I can't see
Now my nose starts to sniffle, and I really don't want to sneeze
One strange thought was "Can I go hurt myself please?"
I jumped out of my bed,I slammed head to the wall
27 times just to prevent me from sneezing, that's all
Now my brother knocks on my door, I open and he replied
So you think that sneezing will lead you to suicide
And I said "Dude, I'm feeling so intense"
He said "Are you really just lack of common sense?"
I really don't want to sneeze in the morning hours
But now everything's going to be much sour!
I really just wanted to settle the score
Can't stand it right now, I really don't want to sneeze anymore
I rather turn on my cd player
And play some Avenged Sevenfold instead of Slayer
I'll play "Trashed And Scattered" a song that goes
Like but you... you know what? That song's too dope
I shall play any song that uses the f-word
So I'll be feeling better, even I'm sometimes absurd

[radio turned on,Avenged Sevenfold's "Trashed And Scattered" song playing]
[M.Shadows]:"Trashed and scattered again (I'm feeling so low), you waste your breath while [honk] with me (my blood is so cold), my destination always is known (I'll find my way there), but you [honk honk honk] always wasting my time."
[radio turned off]

Click, turned it off, my brother's now getting a headache
So I just sat here quietly for his sake
I used a lot of tissues every minute or two
And I'm still really getting sick, what else should I do?
1... I can't sneeze no more
2... I want to hold back
3... Sneezing is suicide
Oh well, am I feeling bad?
I can't stand the CVS name,it's such a big disgrace
That company had a lawsuit from Capcom vs. SNK
Oh... and that's all I could say was "Oh"
CVS stood for Capcom vs. SNK, oh no
Although my nose is still underattacked once more
Oh great, though I can't lose sleep, did I have a cold sore?
I cannot sneeze no more, I would in such trouble
Against all this sneezing, troubled came out doubled
Now something had gone wrong, 'cause bless you's a tag
I'm not feeling well, I'm starting to gag
If I sleep for less hours,well maybe the next day
I would be getting something from my nearest Rite Aid

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Agrimorfee - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Pass the kleenex.
Johnny Test - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I like the part with the song "Trashed and Scattered" *sneezes, sniffs* Anyways, I have the song on one of my CDs. *sneezes again* THIS DAMN COLD! *Groans, sneezes*
Rueben Sidor - July 31, 2013 - Report this comment
*Headbangs to Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold* *SNEEZES* Excuse me

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