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Song Parodies -> "Trapped In The Allergies part 1"

Original Song Title:

"Trapped In The Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Trapped In The Allergies part 1"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

11:00 in the evening in the middle of my bedtime
I was sneezing a lot since 8:00,I'm not fine
I just went to the bathroom and took one of those Benadryls
It cures my nose, now it's more than just an allergy pill
I swallowed a benadryl along with a glass of water
Although there isn't any problem with my heart or bladder
That Benadryl will make me very sleepy, that's all right
But if I'm not feeling okay, I rather sneeze all night
What I just imagined is not a magic carpet ride
Something like "The next time I sneeze, I'll commit suicide."
I totally disagree, "don't say bless you to me"
Why not saying "go bless yourself"? Though I'm not feeling well
My brother just said "Are you nuts? Would I say F-you instead?"
And I'm like "Are you nuts? Wouldn't say F-you instead?"
He's like "Saying F-you instead?", I'm like, "You say F-you instead?"
He's like, "You should know what I said" I'm like, "Whatever... would I drop the F-bomb instead?"
Well, he was gonna say something, but his cell phone started to ring
"Now who could be callin' me? Well, I checked my caller ID...
It was my evil girlfriend callin' for the third time today."
And I said, "Let it go to voice mail.", I said, "Okay."
"Where were we? Allergies, right... I needed more privacy."
He says, "Why do I want to ignore you while you sneeze?", "Yeah?", I said, "Don't bless me!"
And then he says, "Brother,are you not just feeling very well?"
I say yes, he say "no", I say yes, he say no, I say yes, he say no...oh, what the hell?
Walked back to my bed again, I hope I'm feeling good
But now too much sneezing will put me in a bad mood
Have I ate too much "Take 5" candy bars almost every day?
I hated peanut butter, though I'm felt depressed anyway
Now my girlfriend came over to my room and said something
She says "I'm allergic to Everybody Loves Raymond."
I say "I'm also allergic to it. It sucks on cable too.
I'm starting to sneeze again, so PLEASE DON'T SAY BLESS YOU!"
Please get out of my room, I want to be alone.
I don't sneeze anymore, am I stoned?
Will you please ignore me while my nose is in trouble?
I cannot stand some phrase, my good health's being hassled
Please do not say bless you! Oh my god, don't say bless you!
Leave me alone, don't say bless you! Can't withstand the bless you!
I can't stand you saying bless you! Don't ever say bless you!
Why not saying f-you? Now please don't say bless you!

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Agrimorfee - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Gesundheit.

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