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Song Parodies -> "The World's Fattest"

Original Song Title:

"The World's Greatest"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"The World's Fattest"

Parody Written by:

Jim C Faust Jr

The Lyrics

I am a heffer
I am a Glutton
I don't turn down freebees
from nothin' or no one
I am a heart attack
walking down the street
If I collapse I'll be O.K.
Just roll me on my feet
If anybody ask you who I am
Just point at me
Point to the buffett and say
He's the one that ate it al
Now there's no food there at all
That's my status
I'm the world's fattest
Give me a burger and a Coke
Before I have a stroke
Who's the baddest?
I'm the world's fattest
And in the fast food place I'll cut in line
Cause the fattest one must be served first
If I don't grab a table to be mine
I'll have to sit outside in the dirt (that won't work, no!)
I'm that big guy over there
the fat guy with so little hair
hey I'm the maddest
I'm the world's fattest

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TJC - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Had to go to iTunes for the OS... nice phat work!

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