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Song Parodies -> "Trapped In The Gauntlet (Chapter 1)"

Original Song Title:

"Trapped in the Closet (chapter 1)"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Trapped In The Gauntlet (Chapter 1)"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Chapter 1-Welcome!
Eleven o'clock in the evening
and the light from the moon is rising
I'm sleepin' and yawnin'
In a bed that does belong to me
And a voice yells, "Welcome Blue Wizard!" from this sequence
Then I come out in some magic, and to my surprise, it's not my room

Now I've got this dumb look on my face, like where have I gone?
Why am I trapped in this gauntlet up until the morning sun?
My health numbers are the time, something came on my mind
Took the keys, open the doors, there were ghosts to take me down

Here I am, in my red warrior clothes
searching for some treasure, tyrin' to find an exit door
Then an elf stretched a hand in front of me, said "you can't go that way"
Look at elf, and I was crazy
Said Wizard, move out of my way, I said I just need a way out
Elf said Please don't go there, Green Elf, I need a way out
I said as we followed by Valkyrie and Elf

"Shh, shh, quiet!, hurry up and get out the gauntlet!"
Elf said, "If there is a sound, we will throw our weapons down"
Valkyrie said, "Traps will make walls disappear"
(AJ) Yes, except for one thing, we're on the 5th level"
(V) Death, ghosts, death, ghosts, death, quick, kill death with some magic
(AJ) And Elf killed that with the magic, taking the death guy out
Just how much food we're gonna eat in a gauntlet-related clout

Wizard's in and he's welcome
I say, "Wizard is in the room"
He walks there with a longer beard
Sayin' "Hey guys, where the heck are you?"
Killed ghosts all over it, and said we ate and grabbed some treasure
and i'm telling you now, this story might deserve an Oscar

There was something red, and it had mad teeth to die for
I'm in this gauntlet, man, what the heck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it, but something's creepy as the story goes on
Next thing you know, the grunts come running with a flame gun
I tried by best to reflect shots on vibrate, but when they got closer, it was too late
Elf jumped up and said, "there's a mystery going on and i'm gonna solve it"
And i'm like god, please, just let me out of this gauntlet

We got to the treasure, but none behind the wall
Valkyrie said, let's look for something else
And them more ghosts came down the hall
Green elf pulled out bows & arrows, while I pulled out my axe
Then Valkyrie pulls out her sword, and Wizard does his magic
I grabbed the treasure, while ghosts tried to scare them
Elf looked at the potions, but it was gone forever
They go out to the exit, coming close to the exit
I'm the last at the exit, now we're out of the exit...

Tune in tomorrow or next time for another chapter in the gauntlet...

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 4

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bob - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This isnt that funny, but I'll give you 2,2 and a 3 for your effort
Some Guy - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just not funny.
Agrimorfee - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If you know your video games, this was pretty clever. 545 (will there be a part 2?)

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