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Song Parodies -> "Addition (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (Remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Addition (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

David

The Lyrics

Quote from Chappelle's Show :R KELLY'S GRANDMA: "That's my Robert . . . always pissin' on people . . . Oh! . . . Don't forget her hair Robert!"*Before reading this song, understand that I wrote this as if Mike Tyson were singing it; also understand that I'm pretty sure Mike hasn't made it past kindergarten (bites too much!)*Enjoy! . . .
I wanna stomp on your kids' privates'
Now I really wanna hurt you and your f***in' momma . . .

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But I was wonderin' if you
Could try and help me to conclude
What the f*** is 2 plus 2?
That's why I'm all up in yo grill
Tryin' to get ya to reveal
The answers to my exam
Because I don't want to fail

Calculator goes BOOP, BOOP
Computer goes BEEP, BEEP
I wish these problems would go
What am I studyin' fo?
My exam is tomorrow

You need to teach me addition
Cause I'm hopin' and wishin'
That those toddlers at pre-school
Won't make fun of my cognition
Suckin' on my left thumb
Suddenly I feel dumb
Now it's night-time fight-ime
Baby I'm about to knock out this bum

Eight-Plus-Eight-E-Quals-Six-Teen
Times-Two-Is? ? ? ?

It's like I don't know
Two plus BLANK is thirty-four
The teach' just walked out the door
I can't do this anymore
I don't know what I'm feelin'
No more writin' and erasin'
I wanna fake goin' pee
But first I have to ask permission

Calculator goes BOOP, BOOP
Computer goes BEEP, BEEP
I wish these problems would go
What am I studyin' fo?
My exam is tomorrow

You need to teach me addition
Cause I'm hopin' and wishin'
That those toddlers at pre-school
Won't make fun of my cognition
Suckin' on my left thumb
Suddenly I feel dumb
Now it's night-time fight-ime
Baby I'm about to knock out this bum

Snacktime's here and then
Our naptime is later
We got food everywhere
As if the schoolhouse was catered
We got ear lobes to my left
Elbows on my right
I put 'em both together
And I take a big bite

After pre-school then it's (kindergarten)
After kindergarten it's the (Principal's office)
Round about 4:00 I gotta (clear the office)
Then I take 'em out the room and kill somebody

Can I get a BOOP, BOOP
Better gimme a BEEP, BEEP
I wish these problems would go
What am I studyin' fo?
My exam is tomorrow

You need to teach me addition
Cause I'm hopin' and wishin'
That those toddlers at pre-school
Won't make fun of my cognition
Suckin' on my left thumb
Suddenly I feel dumb
Now it's night-time fight-ime
Baby I'm about to knock out this bum

You need to teach me addition
Cause I'm hopin' and wishin'
That those toddlers at pre-school
Won't make fun of my cognition
Suckin' on my left thumb
Suddenly I feel dumb
Now it's night-time fight-ime
Baby I'm about to knock out this bum

Now I'm fallin asleep . . .
Naptime's almost up . . .
Toss that cold hard corpse . . .
In the back of my truck . . .
'Bout to get outta here . . .
You know what's pretty cool? . . .
I'm the only one . . .
Drivin' home from pre-school . . .
Chappelle's Show is the best show on the planet. If you haven't seen it, that's why you need to see it. (Thanks, Yogi)But seriously, if you have not seen Chappelle's Show you NEED to check it out.(Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that I came out w/ the Addition Remix before Addition?)

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MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great and Dave Chappelle rocks....
Robert Winston - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
that was sweet, and Dave Chappelle is the best thing that ever happened to television
nee nee - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i think u should write another

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