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Song Parodies -> "Hockey People"

Original Song Title:

"Happy People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Hockey People"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

These are the kind of people you meet at when the Stanley Cup Finals get here come Tuesday evening.
Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, children of all ages,
This here is another one for the skaters
DJ Wayne Gretzsky, put the record on


Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah
Hell yeah
Whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa yeah

Tell me
What do you do when you're all laced up and in the mood
(we skate) to when? (the whole game through)
And what do you do when your fans get bored and want to move
(we dance) to what? (a jock jams groove)

What do you do when your team just scored a goal
(you cheer) why? (to hear that siren blare)
What it is that, can come and take away all your stress, tell me
(Hockey) No further questions, you have passed this test

Hockey People (yeah yeah yeah)
Keeps the world (turning) turning (turning)
I believe in Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
Keeps us (skatin') skatin' (skatin')
Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
Keeps us all (cheering) cheering (cheering)
I believe in Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
keeps the pucks (shootin') shootin' (shootin')

Tell me
Now what do you do, when a fight takes place between the 2
(you break up) and send (2 skaters in the box)
What do you say when you won the big Stanley Cup Championship
(raise it) and then (take a team picture)

Even though it seems when you don't have some cable, what do you do? (keep smilin') radio (radio gets you through)
What is it that, can come and take away all your stress, you tell me
(hockey) no further questions, you have passed my test

Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
Keeps the world (turning) turning (turning)
I believe in Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
Keeps us (skating) skating (skating)

I just wanna lace up and go out, yeah
(I wanna lace up, wanna go out, can you tell me where the rink is?)
Where every night is game night, and everybody's havin' a good time
(I want a wrister, I want a slapshot, can you tell me where the rink is?)
Come on and take me to that place, where there ain't nothing but Hockey....
Hockey....
Hockey....

Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
keeps the world (turning) turning (turning)
I believe in Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
keeps us all (skating) skating (skating)
Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
Keeps the fans (cheering) cheering (cheering)
I believe in Hockey People (yeah, yeah yeah)
keeps us all (skating) ska-a-a-ting

Uh, oh, ouch!
Oh, no!
Look out!
So if you wanna play, play by the NHL rules
You gotta do what they do, when we do and you do, now...

Skate to the left, skate to the right, shoot the puck for a glove save tonight
Knock someone down, pass it close, and raise your hands up if you've scored a goal
(repeat 5x)

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