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Song Parodies -> "Esophagus"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Esophagus"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody a year ago but submitted the rmix instead so heres the original.
I'm about to stuff this quiche down my esophagus
So back that tray up so I can clean off the dish
Put some whip cream on top of this
See I want stop, you know im very gluttonous
When I'm getting up the floor gets bumpy, babe
Now hook the food up and check the temperature
Girl, pop the popcorn and heat up the butter
I'm gon' mess around and get a heart attack

Cuz we off our healthy diet
I got my blood pressure up
We all up in the meat
I got my chair crackin
Bellyb movin up the table
We wheezin as we eating
Maxin on cheese fries

Jump up, run once I here the chicken's done
Ain't no more food let's ride to another buffet
I guarantee I'm about to close this business down
There bout not be no running out of food babe
I'm like ooo--oooo I'm drooling babe
When i'm getting up the floor gets bumby babe
We gon mess around and get a heart attack

Cuz we off our healthy diet
I got my blood pressure up
We all up in the meat
I got my chair crackin
Bellyb movin up the table
We wheezin as we eating
Maxin on cheese fries

Waiters get set, cuz I'm gon order more babe
You didn't know i was pie eater number 4 babe
So tell me if you have another drumstick
I'm gulping everytime I need another break babe
So brace yourselves i'm about to release some deadly fumes
And when it's over can you put some greens on my plate
When i'm getting up the floor gets bumby babe
We gon mess around and get a heart attack

I wanna order some...
(drumsticks) Baked potatoes
(Lamb chops) Philly cheesesteak
(Chitterlings) a fajita
All the food I like...
(sushi) Chicken pasta
(Lobster) Turkey legs
Cuz i'm about to eat all night, I want some...
I wanna order some...
(drumsticks) Baked potatoes
(Lamb chops) Philly cheesesteak
(Chitterlings) a fajita
All the food I like...
(sushi) Chicken pasta
(Lobster) Turkey legs

Cuz we off our healthy diet
I got my blood pressure up
We all up in the meat
I got my chair crackin
Bellyb movin up the table
We wheezin as we eating
Maxin on cheese fries

Now let me get some (beef 12x)
Now let me get some (meat pie 6x)
Now let me get some...
Now I don't usually do this, but 'a' gon' 'head break me off a little piece of that chicken.

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude,
But if you touch my food
Gon' have to kick ya' with the boot.
And then we'll just see what you ya' do.
So put the pork ribs on the grill,
Ready for my bar-b-que meal.
You must be a cookin' show pro,
The way you make my belly grow...

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