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Song Parodies -> "The World's Fattest"

Original Song Title:

"The World's Greatest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"The World's Fattest"

Parody Written by:

FrankieBoi

The Lyrics

I was listening to this song the other day and it just popped into my head...heh!
Yeah, uh, uh
Yeah
It's the world's fattest
It's the world's fattest
C'mon yeah
The world's fattest

Big as a mountain
Big as a tall tree
Oh I block the swift wind
Sweepin the country
I drank a river
I look like a valley
Oh I block your vision
So you cannot see
If anybody asks me how much I ate
I try to stand up tall
Look 'em in the face and say
I ate 700 pies
I ate 50 Hams on Rye
Hey I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
I'm a giant bit of hope
When I'm eatin' Twizzler ropes
I can eat it
I'm the world's fattest

(The world's fattest, yum)
(The world's fattest ever)

Im not reliant
When eating an eagle
I'll eat a lion
I'll eat a whole jungle
I'll eat out a fryin' pan
McDonald's is my church steeple
My helpings will expand
My weight is eight zero zero

If anybody asks me how much I ate
I try to stand up tall
Look 'em in the face and say
I ate 700 pies
I ate 50 Hams on Rye
Hey I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
I'm a giant bit of hope
When I'm eatin' Twizzler ropes
I can eat it
I'm the world's fattest
I ate 700 pies
I ate 50 Hams on Rye
Hey I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
I'm a giant bit of hope
When I'm eatin' Twizzler ropes
I can eat it
I'm the world's fattest

I ate 700 pies
(I blocked the light)
I ate 50 Hams on Rye
(Got stuck in that tunnel)
Hey I ate it
(Bought food with my pot of gold)
I'm the world's fattest
(I tasted the rainbow)
I'm a giant bit of hope
(And the train was right there)
When I'm eatin' Twizzler ropes
(To push me through, yeah)
I can eat it
(Used to block doors)
I'm the world's fattest
(Cause I couldn't walk through them)
Yes the fattest
Hey, uh, hey, hey, hey
I'm the fattest
I ate 700 pies

I'm the fattest
Can you see it
I'm the fattest
Can you see it

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