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Song Parodies -> "Toothless"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

R kelly

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Brittany & Micia

The Lyrics

This is for all those people thats missin teeth
Now, usually I dont do this but uh... give em a lil preview of the new dentures

now im not tryin to be rude,
but hey pretty girl im feelin you
but ur missin a tooth
How you chew the way you chew
Remind me of this homeless dude
Cuz your cavity needs a fill
Now I'm just tryna keep it real
Think that dentist need to use his drill


Now go get some dentures
And don't forget the glue, glue
Runnin ya tongue through that space
I know it's a empty place
It just jacks up ya whole face
Flashin that toothless grin
Make sure that, that new one fits in
Suckin on empty gums
Got teeth, u cant borrow 'em
Theres a teethless freak in
Here, everybody take off and run

GET A tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth tooth

Now its like murder she wrote
I see clear through them holes
Space, tooth, Space on the floor
its as simple as getting a new tooth
and there will be no more dissin

now go get some new dentures
and don't forget the glue glue
Runnin ya tongue through that space
I know it's a empty place
it jacks up ur whole face

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