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Song Parodies -> "2-Minute Warning"

Original Song Title:

"A Woman's threat"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"2-Minute Warning"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

It happens every 2nd & 4th quarter in football.
My time, my foootball, my gloves
My blood, my sweat, my tears
My burden, my drama, my pain
My team, my play, my score
My gains, my losses, my fears
And my hours, my strength, my work
My pass, my hike, my run

And it don't stop (2-minute warning)
Someone's gonna get their butts sacked (2-minute warning)
And someone's gonna have D food (2-minute warning)
And someone won't touch my clothes (2-minute warning)
And someone runs faster shoes (2-minute warning)
And someone's got the game's keys (2-minute warning)
And someone's wants to open the doors (2-minute warning)
And someone wants to get crossed-checked (2-minute warning)
On a 2-minute warning
Baby, this is a 2-minute warning

My shakin', my shooting, my stress
My days, my nights, my rest,
My do's, my don'ts, my dares
And my team, my coach, fans' prayers
My all, my faith, superpowers
And my kitchen, my sinker, my towels
My joy, their sad, their hate
And my teammates, my coaches, my friends
stadium lights, car gas, Buffalo Bills
My role, my way, my will
Fans hollerin', no fussin', team fights

(repeat chorus)

Team's future, their hopes & dreams
My uniform & helmet & things
My Superbowl championship ring
LA Rams & Dodgers & Kings
My life, 1 chance, no fault
And my guts, my courage, my words
Offense, Defense, Camden Yards
Linebackers & Receivers & Guards
My team won, Your team lost, yards we gain
Credit card endorsements read my name
My parties that are up on the roof

(repeat chorus)

(whoa, whoa)
Have you ever heard the story
About the '85 Chicago Bears
See Walter Payton make a run
for 100 yards
And the Fridge, too
Soldier Field was their home
And the team just found
Their superbowl title run

(repeat chorus)

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