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Song Parodies -> "Rapeignition"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (Remix)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Raging Phoenix

The Lyrics

You know back in the days how R.Kelly Was "accused" of um..say "molesting/slicing/r@ping" young teen girls? Well I made a parody of it to show his very shameness...BTW Family Guy RuLES! And People POST Your Comments. This Is My 1st Parody Ever, so take the flaming lightly. Representing Canada!!! Eh?
Now Usually I don't do this but uhhh......
I'll go ahead and run you over if you don't like this preveiw remix........

Now I'm not trying to be gay yo,
but hey pretty u kind of a skanky ho.
The way u screw me over in my benz,
Reminds me of my 5 year old cousin ken.
That's why I wanna take you to my ho, ho ,tel,
and burn your sausage on the grill...
You must be a soc-cer coach,
the way u kickin me in the ballz...

So give me some of that ahhhh ahhh,
And I'll give u some of that haaa, haaa.
Running my fingers through my knife,
Ohhhh that feels nice...While they say on the radio....

This is the remix to Rapeignition,
Hot and fresh out of his broken kitchen (no viagra)
Mama rolling her body, got every gay in her wishin'
Sippin' on apple juice and gum
And I'm like so what F*** you mum!
Its the freakin' weekend baby,
and I'm about to slice your buns....

Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump,
Kill, Kill, ---Kill, Kill, Kill,....c'mon

Now its like murder I wrote,
once I get you out them streets, damn!
I'll probably slice you up,
and then give your body to Saddam
Girl I'm killing what I'm feelin'
No more boring moves in bed
I'll about to take my sharp key,
And stick it up your ignition....

So c'mon give me that toot, toot,
No your wrong, I'll guess I'll have to honk, honk
Now that I've killed you...... and nobody knows,
They'll all just say on the radio......

[repeat verse]

Slash, Hack popin,
all of the blood on the ceilin'.
We got red everywhere,
as if your period was rockin...
I got weapons on my left and honeys to my right.
You bring em' both together and you've got one killing spree tonight.....
And after the raping, its the after raping, and after the after rapin' party its the strip club lobby.
Then round about 4 you've gotta clear the joint,
and then u take it the manager and cut of his groin....

So give me that Ohh ohhh.
Sorry, that's a noo, noo.
Now I'm about to tell you,
why I am the world greatest statutory rapist,
While they say on the radio.....

[repeat verse x2]

I've got you in my trunk,.......
Just waiting to slice your junk,......
You should have been more careful.....
I am now in my funk........
Screwing you up....
now you don't have a cup......
And I'm just hearin' on the radio
R Kelly just killed Mr. Adios .......... (you get it now? ;-)

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Arlane Oglesby - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that it is a bunch of bull. R.Kelly is the man thest days,and people need to stop hating on him. I LOVE YOU R.
Katrina - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That song is totally true! R-Kelly sux and he's a pretty sick dude.

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