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Song Parodies -> "Pedaphilition (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (Remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Pedaphilition (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

meeee

The Lyrics

This is for the child porn he did....
Now please stop tryin to be prude,
Cause' hey little girl I'm feelin you
The way you do the things you do
Remind me of Red Riding Hood
Thats why im all up in yo grill
Even though your way to lil'
You must be a first grade student
The way you got to do those dittos

So baby gimme that toot toot
And gimme that beep beep
Ridin' in Little Tykes™ cars
Swingin' on monkey bars
While im reported on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
I rape little children
Mama rollin that stroller
got every man in here wishin
Sippin on milk and juice
Clingin' onto toy moose
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to let this film loose

Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce

Now it's like rape yeah she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
Still they can hear my camera roar
I get this excited feelin
No more hopin and wishin
I'm bout to take my key
Stick it in your ignition

So baby gimme that toot toot
And gimme that beep beep
Ridin' in Little Tykes™ cars
Swingin' on monkey bars
While im reported on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
I rape little children
Mama rollin that stroller
got every man in here wishin
Sippin on milk and juice
Clingin' onto toy moose
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to let this film loose

Just pill poppin in the cop car till later
I got caught on the spot
as if i should be complainin
Now i've got killers to my left
And whores on my right
We bring em both together we get beaten all night
Then after my time its the (soup kitchen)
And after the soup kitchen is the (nursing home)
And after the home you gotta (find a kid)
Then head take it to the room and rape him

can i get a toot toot
can i get a beep beep
Ridin' in Little Tykes™ cars
Swingin' on monkey bars
While im reported on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
I rape little children
Mama rollin that stroller
got every man in here wishin
Sippin on milk and juice
Clingin' onto toy moose
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to let this film loose

It's the remix to ignition
I rape little children
Mama rollin that stroller
got every man in here wishin
Sippin on milk and juice
Clingin' onto toy moose
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to let this film loose

Girl we off in this jeep
Foggin windows up
just so no one can see you
In the back of my truck
Bouncin up and down
playin with your toys
To the remix
As my reputations destroyed...

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Brittany - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Omg that is the funniest one I've seen!!! You did really good. The pacing was off just a little bit in a few spots but other than that it was REALLY good! I hope u get some more good ratings!
My name is Kenny - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
There's been a lot of parodies to this song, about R. Kelly's recent problems. But of all of them, I think "it's the remix to Ignition/I rape little children" puts it the best.

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