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Song Parodies -> "Emission"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Emission"

Parody Written by:

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go

The Lyrics

A good old-fashioned song about breaking wind. Cutting edge comedy!
Now I didn't mean to be rude
It wasn't me it was my food
The way I do those things I do
Reminds me that I need the loo
That's why I'm leaving this smell
Like it's come straight from hell
You gotta be a cockroach
To survive what I just spilled

Just a little toot toot
Did ya hear that parp parp?
Runnin' my legs to the bog'
Bouncin' out 20 logs
Wait for the smell to go

A quick bit of emission
Hot in my pants, they need ditchin'
Momma's holding their noses
Got every man in here reachin'
It just slipped out my bum
And the room stinks like a skunk
I feel freakin' weakened baby
'Cos now it's starting to hum

"Stinks like murder" I quote
I gotta get rid of these clothes
Smell rises to the next floor
And I hear them screamin' "no more"
Are you feelin' what I'm feelin'?
Now I'm hopin' and wishin'
It's not about to get ugly
Here comes the next emission

Just a little toot toot
Did ya hear that parp parp?
Runnin' my legs to the bog'
Bouncin' out 20 logs
Wait for the smell to go

A quick bit of emission
Hot in my pants, they need ditchin'
Momma's holding their noses
Got every man in here reachin'
It just slipped out my bum
And the room stinks like a skunk
I feel freakin' weakened baby
'Cos now it's starting to hum


Can't stop poppin' and I'll be retching later
Smell of eggs everywhere as if the farting was laboured
Got smells to my left, hummin' on my right
Bring both together we got puking all night

And after the beans is the balti curry
And after the curry is the time to hurry
And around about 4 ya gotta clear the lobby
Into the bathroom and do my jobbie

Just a little toot toot
Did ya hear that parp parp?
Runnin' my legs to the bog'
Bouncin' out 20 logs
Wait for the smell to go

A quick bit of emission
Hot in my pants, they need ditchin'
Momma's holding their noses
Got every man in here reachin'
It just slipped out my bum
And the room stinks like a skunk
I feel freakin' weakened baby
'Cos now it's starting to hum

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