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Song Parodies -> "Remix to Vespoli"

Original Song Title:

"Remix to Ignition"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Remix to Vespoli"

Parody Written by:

Veronica Diaz/ Aileen Kim

The Lyrics

Not that any normal person should understand these lyrics... but after hearing this song at 5:30 in the morning every morning before rowing practice we had to write a song about it.
Now I'm not trying to be rude but hey we're Miami crew
the way you think you gonna win, all that lying is a sin.
That's why we all up in yo' grill, rowing past the pink hotel.
You must be lacking a coach the way we past you by a boat.

Now gimme that catch catch, I'll give you that send send.
Run that hand over the skeg, stroke rating at 28,
while they say on the cox box...

It's the remix to Vespoli
hot and fresh out the boat bay.
Noviis getting the launches
while varsity puts oars away.
Sippin' on Gatorade
yeah us 'Canes got it made.
It's the racing weekend baby and we won't stay in the shade.

Catch catch catch catch catch catch catch...
catch catch catch.

Come on...
Now it's like shove off in two and then we say adieu
to the people that we racin' but to them we won't be facin'.
Before we shove off the dock we gotta check every oar lock.
And then we tie in and go, strappin' down the velcro.

So gimme that catch catch, I'll give you that send send.
Run that hand over the skeg, stroke rating at 28.
While they say on the cox box...

It's the remix to Vespoli
hot and fresh out the boat bay.
Noviis getting the launches
while varsity puts oars away.
Sippin on Gatorade
yeah us 'Canes got it made.
It's the racin' weekend baby and we won't stay in the shade.

Disney film watchin' on the charter bus
we got our stuff everywhere as if the place belonged to us.
We got ports on our left, starboards on our right,
we bring 'em both together we can win day and night.

Then after the race it's some (charter bus time)
and after the bus it's the (time for lights out)
And around about four we gotta (be awake now).
Then we take it to the bus and we headin' back home.

Can I get a catch catch? Can I get a send send?
Run that hand over the skeg, stroke rating at 28
while they say on the cox box...

It's the remix to Vespoli
hot and fresh out the boat bay.
Noviis getting the launches
while varsity puts oars away.
Sippin on Gatorade
yeah us 'Canes got it made.
It's the racin' weekend baby and we won't stay in the shade.
(repeat)

Yeah we're Miami crew...
gonna beat you...
got a manatee...
between the dock and the sea...
got a dolphin...
when we reach the end...
of the remix...
we just rowin' it in...

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