a parody of r kellys ignition (remix)


B Smelly

"Toot-toot beep-beep"


Now, usualy i dont do this but uh... give em a lil preview of the remix's remix


hey little girl im tryin to be rude
but little girl im feelin you
the way you play house
makes me go koo koo
thats why im all up on you big wheel
im trying to get you to tha motel
you must be a cold
cuz you got me feelin ill

so your see n' say the train goes toot toot
and the car goes beep beep
runnin her hands through my 'fro
bouncin on the litte yellow school bus
while the bus driver say on the CB radio

[chorus]
this is the remix to remix of ignition
that lil gurl is hot and fresh out the kitchen
mama rollin them pampers
got evey man in here wishin
sippin on simmalic or some whole milk
im like so what if shes young
its the freakin weekend baby
im about to have me some fun

(Let me see you play) duck-duck goose-
duck-duckduck-duck-duck-duck
duck-duckduck-duck-duck-duck Goose!!
(Now let me see you play) duck-duck goose-
duck-duckduck-duck-duck-duck
duck-duckduck-duck-duck-duck Goose!!

now its like big bird learnin how to count
once i get you out them clothes
child protecton is beating on the door
still they can hear you screamin more
girl are im feelin what you feelin
theres no more hopin and wishin
they bout to take my freedome
and stick me in the pententery

[chorus]

crystal milk poppin in the stretch yellow school bus
we got milk and cookies every where
as if the party was catered for munchkens
we got tellatubbys to my left
barny on my right
we bring em both together we got education all night
then after the show its the (12 and under slumber party)
and after the slumber party (dont tell nobody)
and round about 4 you gotta (call ya mommie)
then tell what we did so she can sue somebody

[chorus]

girl we off in tha back of the bus
foggin windows up
while others are crying
in the back of my house
bouncin up and down on the trampolien
drink that cool aid down
to the remix's remix
we just got it all on tape i hope it dosent leak out...