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Song Parodies -> "World's Fattest"

Original Song Title:

"World's Greatest"

Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"World's Fattest"

Parody Written by:

T-K

The Lyrics

I am a mountain
I am a wide tree
Ohhh, I emit foul wind
Sweepin' the country
I block the sun
Down in the valley
Ohhh, I have poor vision
And I cant see clearly
If anybody asks you who I am
Just stand up tall
Look 'em in the face and say

I'm that guy who likes to eat pie
I have cholesterol that's very high
Hey, I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
Is there more food left, I hope
But the kids all laugh and joke
I can eat it, mmm
I'm the world's fattest
The world's fattest, ya

I am a giant
I'll eat anything
Oh once I ate a lion
Down in the jungle
I'll eat anything
Just not people, ohh
I could use an extra hand
feed me cheese, ohh
If anybody asks you who I am
Just stand up tall look 'em in the face and say

I'm that guy who likes to eat pie
I have cholesterol that's very high
Hey, I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
Is there more food left, I hope
But the kids all laugh and joke
I can eat it, hmm
I'm the world's fattest
The world's fattest, ya

In the ring of the donut I'll rain sprinkles
And the world will notice a new snack
Where there is nothing I'll spread icing
And mirrors will not reflect me anymore

I'm that guy who likes to eat pie
I have cholesterol that's very high
Hey, I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
Is there more food left, I hope
But the kids all laugh and joke
I can eat it, mmm
I'm the world's fattest
The world's fattest, ya

I'm that guy who likes to eat pie
I have cholesterol that's very high
Hey, I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
Is there more food left, I hope
But the kids all laugh and joke
I can eat it, mmm
I'm the world's fattest
The world's fattest, ya

I'm that guy who likes to eat pie
I have cholesterol that's very high
Hey, I ate it
I'm the world's fattest
Is there more food left, I hope
But the kids all laugh and joke
I can eat it, hmm
I'm the world's fattest
The world's fattest, ya

I saw the donut
At the end of the box
waiting for that chocolate bar
At the end of the rain storm
And food was right there
To pull me through yeah

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