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Song Parodies -> "Remix from Prison(dishin')"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition Remix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Remix from Prison(dishin')"

Parody Written by:

WhoBettaThanMe

The Lyrics

Future R Kelly release?
What did i do to deserve this but uhh...go ahead on break em off wit a lil'
previews of the remix

Now I am tryin' to be good
Hey coppa can you give me some food
Im stupid to do the things I did
Don't remind me of no kid
That's right dying from this drill
Got no place fo them pills
Ya must be a football coach
The way ya got me playin' the field

Sergeant gave me a "whack, whack!"
Lieutenant gimme that "crack,crack!"
Smashing their hands on my face
What a disgrace
Wishing this weren't tha case

(Chorus)
This is my remix from prison
Hot and fresh off the dishin'
Mama rollin' my body got every man in here kickin' (kickin' now)
Trippin' on dirt and gum (gum)
I'm like "Please dont I'm dumb (dumb)"
It's the freakin' weekend baby and no this aint no fun (fun)
(Chorus)

Pounce, pounce, pounce, pounce, pounce, pounce, pounce...
pounce, pounce, pounce(no more!)"

Now it's like "Murder she Wrote"
Once I get me out them clothes
The privacy's on the doo'
But still they could hear me screamin' mo'
Now I'm feelin' what ya feelin'
No more hopin' and wishin'
I'm about to lose my plea and get...
Stuck in this prison.

Sergeant gave me a "whack, whack!"
Lieutenant gimme that "crack,crack!"
Smashing their hands on my face
What a disgrace
Wishing this weren't tha case

(Chorus)

Batons go smashing around everywhere (...where)
Like no even cares (...cares)
What I did was unfair(unfair)
We got sargeants to my (left), lieutenants to my right (right)
We bring em' both together, we got bashin' all night
Then afta' the blows it's the "afta pain" (yeaa)
Then afta the pain it's the "do it again!" (yeaa)
Then 'round about 4 they gotta "take my body" (yeaa)
And take me to my room they've defeat somebody

Sergeant gave me a "whack, whack!"
Lieutenant gimme that "crack,crack!"
Smashing their hands on my face
What a disgrace
Wishing this weren't tha case

(Chorus x 2)

God im fallin to sleep
Don't have a buck
Feeling the pain
Im so shit out of luck
Pain' up and down
Pulsing round and round
To the remix
Ain't no 'druggin' it out..

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