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Song Parodies -> "Please Shut Up Rihanna"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Stop the Music"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Please Shut Up Rihanna"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

I'm sick of her and her catchy songs. Time to make a catchy parody of my own. By the way, this is not a dig at Rihanna. I'm sick of the radio stations playing this song 3 times an hour.
Please shut up Rihanna
Please shut up Rihanna

It's getting late
I do this remake with a sense of hate
Her songs suck, don't appreciate
The time of fate draws near
I don't know why her songs are so overplayed
They're really stupid have some faith
That she won't sing again

Do you know what she started?
I think her brain just farted
She's now dead on the bedroom floor, now we party
I do not really care
About her lousy hair
Her singing voice drives me insane

Chorus: I oughta throw it away
Cause her music sucks, that is what I must say
I will just refuse it
Throw it in a sauna
Please shut up, please shut up Rihanna
I oughta throw it away
Cause her music sucks, that is what I must say
I will just refuse it
Throw it in a sauna
Please shut up, please shut up, please shut up Rihanna

I really could care less about her show it sucks
I never thought I could ever give a f***
I have to hate her stuff you oughta know
Her sales are so slow

Do you know what I started?
I think her brain just farted
Now she's dead on the bedroom floor, now we party
I do not really care
About her lousy hair
Her singing voice drives me insane

(Chorus)
Please shut up Rihanna
(Repeat Chorus) (You say your music's great, it sucks,
You say your music's great, it sucks
You say your music's great, it sucks)
Please shut up Rihanna!

Written April 1, 2008, by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good ode to songs that are so irritating that they drive you insane. I like the line, "Her brain farted.".
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Rihanna (rye-hah-nah) haters, I knew she went too far! 335 BTW.
Barry Wilson JR. - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's what I said too. Not the best one, Andrew, but it's still worth a 3-5-4.
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
One, I mispronounced her name on purpose, TSB. I pronounced it (rie-anna) instead of the correct pronounciation, which you pointed out to me. Pardon me while I have a brain fart. Thanks for the comments. Be glad you DKTOS, because it sucks.
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I Do KTOS. . .so I can agree with what you said, loved Her Brain Farted, this particular song is a headache, pacing was a tad off-key, but funny as heck and overall I liked it a lot, Not all of her stuff is bad, but yeah Don't Stop The Music is-well-not my favorite song (Though if you want something REALLY horrid, try the Macaraena or Fergalicious)
mike - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
what the song got groge bush and john howerd
Ana - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank u sum1 who is tired of her crap songs, i 4ht it wos just me
Flash Flood - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha,good one!

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