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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Animal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Hey, who's my next meal?
People taste unreal
Humans too plentiful to go to waste
They're my snack of choice when feeding my face
Can't wait to find out how you taste
Yummy treat, you yummy treat

Hey, you're my next meal
I'm a cannibal
(Your toes and fingers on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Your earlobes and your nose on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)

I don't want a chocolate cake
I don't want Kentucky Fried
Gut ain't rumbling
For an apple pie
None of these are worthy, that's what I'm decreeing
Nothing's quite as tasty as a human being

Hey, you're my next meal
I'm a cannibal
(Your toes and fingers on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Your earlobes and your nose on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)

Yum!
Eat you up!

I am predicting that you taste alright
Think you'll be my dinner tonight
Help me, treat me, fill me, feed me
Oh, so scrumptious, quite delicious
Banquet in a single course
I'll cover you with chocolate sauce

Hey, you're my next meal
I'm a cannibal
(Your toes and fingers on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Your earlobes and your nose on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)

You're my next meal
I'm a cannibal
(Your tongue and eyeballs on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Your stomach and your thighs on my breakfast plate)
I'm a cannibal
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)
(Put your leftovers in the fridge)

Yum!

I am predicting that you taste alright
(I am predicting that you taste alright)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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David Chrenko - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny, Aussie! Reminds me of a Little Rascals episode where Spanky thinks the Kid From Borneo is his Uncle George. Yum-Yum...Eat 'em up!
AussieBullDog - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, this already has more votes than I thought it might get. Thanks Dave. :)
Rick D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I ain't coming over to your house for dinner.
AussieBullDog - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you sure? I make a really good Steak Diane...

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