Song Parodies -> On the Ethics of Creating Werewolves
| Original Song Title: | "Face Down" |
| Original Performer: | Red Jumpsuit Apparatus |
| Parody Song Title: | "On the Ethics of Creating Werewolves" |
| Parody Written by: | BulldozerBegins |
Imagine if a mad scientist wanted to make a werewolf, just to see how cruel an experiment it would be, and then laughed at the destruction he caused to his experiment's personal life. It does raise the question, doesn't it? : When is it ever ethical to make a werewolf?
1. Hey, dude I know you are goin' crazy; /
I put / this injection in your head! /
You'll soon become the monster that I want to make! /
You are the perfect take! /
Cover up / your face / because of all the horror! /
Tell yourself you're never gonna let me win! /
Too bad / the impulse / will soon / take over you! /
(Chorus)
Then you'll feel like a beast! / Tear the villages down! /
And rip open a cow / destroy / the whole town! /
As for your girlfriend / the man she loved met his end! /
Now she'll ne'er be your wife; / just run...for dear...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!! /
2. A fiber in your teeth will make a blood-/-lust effect! /
Every victim / you claim / will make you a happy since! /
If you will not feed / then soon / you will begin to faint !/
Your teeth / their blood / will paint! /
They run away / you just go / and hunt / them all down! /
With a / mighty frown! /
They'll be / tortured! /
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge 1)
(One day / you'll tear / her giz- / -zard out! / And you'll / Howl!!! /
And bring about her end! / ) x 2
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge 2)
Creature / of the night! /
From now / on you must bite! /
And you / will never / have enough! /
Terror on his face! /
She's gone / without a trace! /
And soon / you'll finish them both off! /
(Repeat Chorus x 2)
(Trail)
Creature / of the night! /
From now / on you must bite! /
And so / I just made a werewolf!!! /
I put / this injection in your head! /
You'll soon become the monster that I want to make! /
You are the perfect take! /
Cover up / your face / because of all the horror! /
Tell yourself you're never gonna let me win! /
Too bad / the impulse / will soon / take over you! /
(Chorus)
Then you'll feel like a beast! / Tear the villages down! /
And rip open a cow / destroy / the whole town! /
As for your girlfriend / the man she loved met his end! /
Now she'll ne'er be your wife; / just run...for dear...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!! /
2. A fiber in your teeth will make a blood-/-lust effect! /
Every victim / you claim / will make you a happy since! /
If you will not feed / then soon / you will begin to faint !/
Your teeth / their blood / will paint! /
They run away / you just go / and hunt / them all down! /
With a / mighty frown! /
They'll be / tortured! /
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge 1)
(One day / you'll tear / her giz- / -zard out! / And you'll / Howl!!! /
And bring about her end! / ) x 2
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge 2)
Creature / of the night! /
From now / on you must bite! /
And you / will never / have enough! /
Terror on his face! /
She's gone / without a trace! /
And soon / you'll finish them both off! /
(Repeat Chorus x 2)
(Trail)
Creature / of the night! /
From now / on you must bite! /
And so / I just made a werewolf!!! /
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Not bad. Uuuum...you haven't been screwing around in your basement have you?
Nope. Watching classic Frankenstein + watching Underworld 2 + opportunity + overplayed song + little sister that likes said overplayed song = parody motive.
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