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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Ron Presley

The Lyrics

Smelly terds from sewers
Try to poop like a asain
Little poops from Toilets Dream of it being syndication
And if you want these kinds of diahrea It's Constipation



It's the edge of the toilet And all of it's in the location
The terd may rise in the toilet At least it settles during your vacation
It's understood that everybody has Constipation
Pay your doctor very well
To stop the flow of manuer
Smelly terd is this your chiche
Or is that poop on him or her


Chorus:

First scoop of poop Hard core like Snoop
Dream of Constipation Dream of Constipation
Clean it girl be my janitor to the John Be my very own Sanitation
A teenage bride with a terd inside and playing on Playstation
And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Constipation

Gross may be like Tom Green But it's made in a MTV basement
Sewers can you hear the water Singing songs of station to station
And Alderon's not far away It's Constipation
Born and raised by those who go and Control everybody's house pipes
and I don't mean Calafornication Toilet Destruction leads to a very rough potty
But it also gasses creation And earthquakes are to come from afar
There's just another gas vibration
And The Pope couldn't save the world From Constipation
Pay your doctor very well
To stop the flow of droppings
Sicker than the rest There is no best
But this is when the poops hopping

Chorus

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