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Song Parodies -> "Seven (Windows)"

Original Song Title:

"Snow (Hey-Oh)"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Seven (Windows)"

Parody Written by:

Weily Coyote

The Lyrics

Got bored and made this. If you please turn your attention to the text below this, I give you: Seven (Windows)!
Come to decide the OS's I tried
Were not enough to fill my harddrive
I don't really see why you'd use XP
And Vista was just too buggy
Don't understand all those Apple fans
'Cause theres one OS that is my life
Use it all the time, it's Windows redefined
Makes Vista feel too confined

Se-ven...Feels just like Heaven
I got Win Seven
Feels just like Heaven

I always know when my harddisk is low
And a new SATA's what I depend on
I got Aero peek, unlike Old XP
Bumps up my efficiency
Come to believe that it quicker than Speed
I can multitask and not get slowed down
Nothin's laggin' me, RAM's still what I need
Better hit up that NewEgg

Se-ven...Feels just like Heaven
I love Win Seven
Feels just like Heaven

The more I work, the more I know
I more I let old Vista go...Windows
Woah oh

Fine-tuned UAC, so it's never buggin' me
And I let my worries go
Installed AVG free, no viruses can see me
As they do not Pass Go

I'm a torrent user but don't say i'm an abuser
They just D-L too slow
Tweak the download caps a little more perhaps
And much faster they shall go

Who would've known that the government knows, and be pullin' up into my front drive
Laws that they read to me
Man, now they're killing me
Hope I don't start doin' time
Everyone here makes me cower in fear
Maybe I should go run and hide
What a stupid law
Don't know who made that law
Freedom of speech has been denied.

Se-ven...Got me in San Quentin
This stupid Seven
Why'd I think it's Heaven?

The more I see, the less I like
The more I think Gates is a dyke
Woah oh

Getting sent to jail and it looks like a real Hell
built in my fro-ont yard
Now my fate is sealed, I've used up my one appeal
And the time is now hard
Losing in the court room to a guy named Mr. Mortoom
'Cause his facts caught me off guard
Cross examination will be my anihilation
Please help me, National Guard?

I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
I got sued now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Can't go back now

Runnin' from a chopper up above they always see me
'Cause I'm slow down below
Foot chase down in Newark then I got shot up in New York
Where there's no where to go
Killed by a green Osprey some dude bought right off of Ebay
Then ran into a lightpole
All my bones were shattered but it sorta doesn't matter
From now on, I'm in a hole

I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm so dead now

Hey, yeah yeah, oh yeah

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Shirley Temple - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like this since I'm trying out the beta as well as the RCs.
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