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Song Parodies -> "The Joker"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The Joker"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

To the best comic book villian in the world.
Spreading laughter throughout Gotham City.
Used to be a hit-man ,
til' acid made him pretty.
Brings the camera,
while he's swinging hammers.
Trying to squish the Batman flat like a banana.
He's quite the gas to make you fall laughing on the floor.
Why in the world would you ever want cross him for?
Batman's manners only make him madder.
Robin is a nuisance and he needs a bit of laughter.
He's a bummer,
rebel with a stunner.
If you p*** him off it only makes your death more funner.
Looking down the barrel of his 5 ft. long 45.
This clown will eat you alive.

Chorus: Gotham City burn in peace.
Send your laughter in unleashed.
Gotham City show your teeth.
He's both Beauty and the Beast. (Yeah! Yeah!)

Harley's his lover,
yet he always fights her.
Douses her with Gasoline and burns her with his lighter.
With a name like Clown Prince of Crime,
He'll make the day come when friends and family mourn you.
A little peturbed,
He's now robbing another bank.
Knocking all of his victims dead.


Who knew the lighter side of him?
Who knew that Harley's tried with him?
Kiss your a** goodbye with him.
Too true. You're dead... dead... dead.

Push the killswitch, Batman's in the grater.
Kidnap Barbera Gordon,
then paralize her later.
Never made it past Lex Luthor's quota.
When all else fails just blow up Minnesota.
Down in your lungs the toxins burn like a nuclear blast.
Although it hurts you, just laugh.
Go to town.

Chorus 2x

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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The Charnstar - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but loved it, 5-5-5
The Jester - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Aw, to tell the truth, you were doing great up til "With a name like Clown Prince of Crime, He'll make the day come when friends and family mourn you". That just threw off the whole pacing and rhyming.
Josh Bain - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually if you sing it fast enough it does flow. Now why don't you put a sile on your face Jester.

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