-> "Can't Stop(Makes Much Less Sense Than The Orignal)"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stop(Makes Much Less Sense Than The Orignal)"
The Lyrics
Can't stop Iran or North Korea
Think for yourself and they'll say "see ya"
SAT's aren't getting tougher
China is the whole world's hardware buffer
Defunct is social security
There's a big hole in New York City
Another shooting every weekend
Up all night I wonder when this all ends
Pig out is everything we live for
Some guy threw turkey, now he's done for
This time the super bowl was ready
Jenna bush already going steady
White meat is rather antifungal
All France does now is whine and grumble
Even the bust can now have cancer
Britney Spears needs fifty backup dancers
The world's no dove, takes years to stop
But still Bill gates is way up top
Ever wonder how to know you're you?
The world's no dove, my brain's a crop
And Kerry's flip and George is flop
I think I hit my head, don't you?
Six-year-olds carrying a cell phone
Evaporating is our ozone
U.S.'s the great assimilator
Can't sit down on any elevator
Still got the nasty litigation
Still got the Bush administration
Iraq still isn't its own nation
Still can't pull off public flatulation
Six Flags commercials with the old guy
McDonald's nasty rancid French fries
School days that start a bit past midnight
People who think courage means a gunfight
Everyone's friendly when they need you
Laptops can quickly fry your whee-whoos
The beards displayed by ZZ Top
Turds that blow the nose into the rooftop
The world's no dove, takes years to stop
But still Bill gates is way up top
Ever wonder how to know you're you?
The world's no dove my brain's a crop
And Kerry's flip and George is flop
I think I hit my head, don't you?
Wait a sec, Michael Jackson still didn't lose?
That's not good
Far more shocking, the family's interviews:
"Jacko rules"
Ten more seasons and there'll be somebody new
Maybe you
Don't go knocking, you know what is sure to ensue
If you do
Can't stop Iran or North Korea
Think for yourself and they'll say "see ya"
SAT's aren't getting tougher
China is the whole world's hardware buffer
Defunct is social security
There's a big hole in New York City
Another shooting every weekend
Up all night I wonder when this all ends
Pig out is everything we live for
Some guy threw turkey, now he's done for
This time the super bowl was ready
Jenna bush already going steady
CA elected Schwarzenegger
Kyrgis are bolder than Chuck Yeager
Weed's bad but cigarettes are legal
Queen Latifah's anything but regal
People who read the dictionary
The ton of books I have to carry
I don't just have one or two or three of these
Don't have enough space to hold "em; there's a sea o' these
Laptops run two hours, then they need juice
Those crappy highlighters that bleed through
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