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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop(Makes Much Less Sense Than The Orignal)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop(Makes Much Less Sense Than The Orignal)"

Parody Written by:

Cheezmeister

The Lyrics

After reading the version that made a little more sense than the original, I began wondering just what WOULD make any less sense....and here is the answer. Every line in this song is either a thing or a fact that, well...just makes no sense. This was written over the course of about a year though, so some of this stuff is old news.
Can't stop Iran or North Korea
Think for yourself and they'll say "see ya"
SAT's aren't getting tougher
China is the whole world's hardware buffer

Defunct is social security
There's a big hole in New York City
Another shooting every weekend
Up all night I wonder when this all ends

Pig out is everything we live for
Some guy threw turkey, now he's done for
This time the super bowl was ready
Jenna bush already going steady

White meat is rather antifungal
All France does now is whine and grumble
Even the bust can now have cancer
Britney Spears needs fifty backup dancers

The world's no dove, takes years to stop
But still Bill gates is way up top
Ever wonder how to know you're you?
The world's no dove, my brain's a crop
And Kerry's flip and George is flop
I think I hit my head, don't you?

Six-year-olds carrying a cell phone
Evaporating is our ozone
U.S.'s the great assimilator
Can't sit down on any elevator

Still got the nasty litigation
Still got the Bush administration
Iraq still isn't its own nation
Still can't pull off public flatulation

Six Flags commercials with the old guy
McDonald's nasty rancid French fries
School days that start a bit past midnight
People who think courage means a gunfight

Everyone's friendly when they need you
Laptops can quickly fry your whee-whoos
The beards displayed by ZZ Top
Turds that blow the nose into the rooftop

The world's no dove, takes years to stop
But still Bill gates is way up top
Ever wonder how to know you're you?
The world's no dove my brain's a crop
And Kerry's flip and George is flop
I think I hit my head, don't you?

Wait a sec, Michael Jackson still didn't lose?
That's not good
Far more shocking, the family's interviews:
"Jacko rules"
Ten more seasons and there'll be somebody new
Maybe you
Don't go knocking, you know what is sure to ensue
If you do

Can't stop Iran or North Korea
Think for yourself and they'll say "see ya"
SAT's aren't getting tougher
China is the whole world's hardware buffer

Defunct is social security
There's a big hole in New York City
Another shooting every weekend
Up all night I wonder when this all ends

Pig out is everything we live for
Some guy threw turkey, now he's done for
This time the super bowl was ready
Jenna bush already going steady

CA elected Schwarzenegger
Kyrgis are bolder than Chuck Yeager
Weed's bad but cigarettes are legal
Queen Latifah's anything but regal

People who read the dictionary
The ton of books I have to carry
I don't just have one or two or three of these
Don't have enough space to hold "em; there's a sea o' these

Laptops run two hours, then they need juice
Those crappy highlighters that bleed through

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Red Ant - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but this has excellent rhyming and is pretty funny, not to mention it looks like a hard song to parody. Sometimes parodies don't have to make sense to be funny.
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing to add except my vote to Red Ant's
Dominic L. - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I did a parody of this song once, it was a good idea, IMO... but it came out really bad, therefore, never making its way on amiright
Figgy - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol great parody, I/ve never understood the song so this one makes about the same amount of sense, lol, at least its truthful about mcdonalds and britters :D

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