-> "Pie"
Original Song Title:
"Universally Speaking"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pie"
Parody Written by:
Bad Puppy
The Lyrics
Pie
Have a taste
So good, that I cried
I cried on my plate
Still I so devoured
Crumbs on my trousers
This pie is not sour
Give me one more hour
Bliss is blooming
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- I puked in the trash can
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pie
...turned to crime
Dying for a slice
Now, I'm too shy
Canned food's now my life
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- can't get an erection
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- don't ask any questions!
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
"this blows"
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