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Song Parodies -> "Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Universally Speaking"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Pie"

Parody Written by:

Bad Puppy

The Lyrics

this is the second Red Hot Chili Peppers song i've created a parody for, because the chili peppers rock, imho. this parody is not based on a true story. enjoy!
Pie
Have a taste
So good, that I cried
I cried on my plate
Still I so devoured
Crumbs on my trousers
This pie is not sour
Give me one more hour
Bliss is blooming

Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- I puked in the trash can
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!

Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one

Pie
...turned to crime
Dying for a slice
Now, I'm too shy
Canned food's now my life

Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- can't get an erection
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!

Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one

Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- don't ask any questions!
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!

Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!

"this blows"

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MrMacphisto - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the original and this parody is great....
masterofmayhem - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah anyways so i was about to go to a seafood restaurant, but then i read this parody and just about changed my mind. 5-5-5
Paul Robinson - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Bad Pup - Great job here! 5-5-5. I hadn't been into the Chili Peppers but I bought "By The Way" and I really like the whole album. I've done 3 of the songs as parodies here, also. I'm gonna see what your other one is to see if it's one I know.
Az - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Kick ass!!!! That fits so well into the original, which I'm listening to as I read it and write this. Na, na na! And now it's over. Cool parody, bye!!!

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