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Song Parodies -> "The Leper Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Zephyr Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The Leper Song"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

Yeah, I know it's sick.
Can't you get your hand to stay on
Just a piece of tape, decay on
What bed are you going to lay on
Do you want a tray to play on
Don't look now your leg will fall - off you
Coming off but not at all

Did you go and see a doctor
You should go see Dr. Procter
Beat her up, I bet you socked her
I feel bad since I really mocked her
Keep your foot I don't care how - yes you
Pull yourself together now

Get away, you're a leper
Your skin is sick as ever
And even when bound in leather
You can't seem to stay together

Sick as a dictator
No you can't just be a waiter
Can't find anyone to date her
She's so sick we all hate her
Don't look now your leg will fall - off you
Coming off but not at all

Get away, you're a leper
Your skin is sick as ever
And even when bound in leather
You can't seem to stay together
See the doctor and go get an antidote
Or your arms will fall off you
Get away, you're a leper
We'll find a cure together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - that's gross
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - that's sick
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Get away, you're a leper
Your skin is sick as ever
And even when bound in leather
You can't seem to stay together

See the doctor and go get an antidote
Or your arms will fall off you
Get away, you're a leper
Won't you stay together
Together

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