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Song Parodies -> "Cincinnatication"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Cincinnatication"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

This is a look into ALL what is wrong with Cincinnati, Ohio including the race riots.
Conservative half-assed government
Tries to steal your mind's elation
Thinking that Robert Mapplethorpe
Will cause too much tittilation
And if you want these nightmares
It's Cincinnatication

It is the middle of nowhere
In all of civilization
The town is so backward
Marge Schott causes a sensation
It's understood that Larry Flynt
Hates Cincinnatication

Leis got rid of the porn
But the people are still lucky
They can just buy it
Across the river in Kentucky

Chorus:
Cant buy adult books
Feels like sharp fish hooks
Dream of Cincinnatication
Dream of Cincinnatication
Dream of Cincinnatication
Dream of Cincinnatication


Cincy police shot another black man
Due to lack of education
In Over-The-Rhine, they burned Findlay Market
For a sense of retaliation
Police and racial insensitivity
It's Cincinnatication

You can have your chili any way
Without any vegetation
When your system tries to digest this
It will cause gastric frustration
Cholesterol is very high
It's Cincinnatication

The Bengals every year
Are in a bad situation
Mike Brown now runs the team
It's Cincinnatication

Chorus

Contradiction leads to a rough road
And it also breeds hesitation
Charles Keating's morality
Kept him in long isolation
And flying pigs couldn't save the world
From Cincinnatication

Pay your therapist well
To break the long depression
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
This Midwestern repression

Chorus

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ZFF - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the best song to parody because of the words you have to use to rhyme with Californication.
Tim Hall - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess what? Cincinnati, Ohio had another case of the white police shot another African-American. Check out the video at www.fox19.com
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