Psychic guys from China
Town, dude, steal your cash and credits.
Little girls from Sweden,
Put in waitress outfits in mutilation.
And if you want to gamble these dreams.
Watch National Lampoon's Vacation.

It's the edge of America,
And all of Nevada's frustration.
The sun may rise in the east,
At least it looks a little like claymation.
It's understood that HollyWood,
Made National Lampoon's Vacation.

Pay that virgin very well,
To stop Cheve Chase from aging.
Celebrity skin is Beverly's chin,
Or is that Embry's wagings.

First born in the thorn,
This is like porn.
National Lampoon's Vacation.
National Lampoon's Vacation.

Marry me girl, be my fairy, to the workd,
Be my Las Vegas constellation.
A doped up guy, who's not allowed to drive.
One of the Quaids' are on probation.
And win me car, Ethan's underaged though,
On National Lampoon's Vacation.

Space may be the final frontier,
But Ethan made it with a car in Las Vegas,
Cocaine addicts mixed with Cheve Chase,
Singing stuff like a lounge station.
And Chicago's not far awa.
In a National Lampoon's Vacation.
Born and raised on different days,
The kids are casted by agents.
Everybody's on there,
On a National Lampoon's Vacation.

First born in the thorn,
This is like porn.
National Lampoon's Vacation.
National Lampoon's Vacation.

The Vegas crew is a very tough crew,
But it also helps this vacation.
And Cheve Chase almost wrecked the car,
Listenin' to Beach Boys "Good Vibrations".
And tidal waves couldn't save the world,
From National Lampoon's Vacation.

Pay that virgin very well,
To stop Cheve Chase from aging.
Celebrity skin is Beverly's chin,
Or is that Embry's wagings.

First born in the thorn,
This is like porn.
National Lampoon's Vacation.
National Lampoon's Vacation.