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Song Parodies -> "I Just Tied Up With The Elf (Don't Let Her Beat Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Tied Up With The Elf (Don't Let Her Beat Me"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

As I started writing parodies more regularly again, I saw Arwen's 85 parodies as a benchmark, since she's so known and revered here...guess what Princess, I just moved in next door! Hehe, more about the trip here than about Arwen herself, but the title had just come to me for parody 85. Hope you guys like it
Still far from first place
On this AmIRighter team
Can't take frustration
And my spelling's never clean

Base songs dated me
Some posters hated me
But I kept scoring fives
And it made me feel alive

Every day my name got closer up to Arwen's
And I'm finally there next to her

Hey, I just tied up with the Elf
Don't let her beat me!
Here's my eighty-fifth parody
Always getting those votes for myself
Exhilirating
Not sitting at the bottom scores no more
I'm gonna soar like something else
Gonna soar like someone else, yeah

Rice Cube told me
Kid, you'll be a star
All you have to do
Is never go too far
Tired of being compared
To that Blessrange-air
He's too silly
That just ain't me

Please read my par'dies, I can't seem to win a contest
Song of the Month or ABC's!

But I still tied up with the Elf!
Don't let her beat me, no!
Gonna keep writing parodies
Always getting those votes for myself
Exhilirating, yeah!
Not sitting at the bottom scores no more
I'm gonna soar like something else
Gonna soar like someone else, yeah

Don't let her beat me (Arwen, Arwen)
Gonna keep writing parodies (Don't let her beat me!)
Not gonna cheat, vote for myself (That's wrong, that's wrong)
It's irritating
Not sitting at the bottom scores no more (Nope)
I'm gonna soar like something else

(Don't let her beat me, don't let her beat me)
Gonna keep writing parodies
Now who's more super? :)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I won't say that you're the first guy who's made it a priority to get up next to me...; )
Arwen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh...and just for the record...my "more super" nature has nothing to do with parodies...so...it's still me...=)
Arwen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh...and since I'm the ONLY one commenting on this parody...I thought I'd clarify that I didn't give you the low scores, Jared.

But I think I know who probably did...
Serafina - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
All right, I'm going to make a comment on this parody now...

Nice work, Jared. Very nicely written; I think it flows very well with the original. Congratulations on your 85th parody. :) My vote: 5-5-5.

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