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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Smoking You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Smoking You"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

(Sung By Whitney Houston)
So I'm leaving
In the morning
On the early train
Well I can say everything's alright
And I could pretend and I'll do right

Got my ticket
Got my suitcase
Got my leaving smile
I can say rehab's where I'll go
And I could pretend, but we both know
That I am lying

(Looks at the bag of weed)
Cause I can't stop smoking you
No I can't stop smoking you
No I won't stop smoking you
Why should I?

I took a taxi to the station
But it's in my head
As soon as I walk across the road
Might light up a fat one, I don't know

Feeling humble
Heard the rumble
On the railway track
And when you hear the whistle blow
You'll walk away and you won't know
'Bout the dime bag I'm buying

(Lights up a joint)
Cause I can't stop smoking you
No, I can't stop smoking you
No I won't stop smoking you
Why should I?

(Let's get high)
There's always someplace I can go buy (High high high)
You see the bloodshot inside my eyes (Like the sky)
I'm always here if you'd like...like to try

So I'm leaving
In the morning
On the early train
Well I can say everything's alright
And I'll where some shades to hide my eyes
But that would be lying

Because I can't stop smoking you
No I can't stop smoking you
No I won't stop smoking you
Why should I?
Even try

Because I can't stop smoking you
Some for me...and Bobby too
So I won't stop smoking you
Why should I?
Why should I?
Who knows why?
Let's get high...

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