(Your turn, dude, you need at least a spare to win this game!)
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Well, I thought I had a strike,
Thought we would win this game.
The ball went down the lane,
Looked like it hit the pocket right,
Really should have been a strike,
But what's that on the right?

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a pin!
Number 10.
So I rolled to get a spare,
Thought I would hit it square,
But I missed it by a hair.
That thing still standing there,
it's a pin!

Now I really start to cringe,
Thought this would be a cinch,
Twice I missed it by an inch.
What's that on my rival's face?
Man, he's really out of place,
This is really in bad taste....

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a grin!
It's a grin!
Yes, he wants to rub it in,
His team is taunting, too.
I should smack him in the chin!
Yes, I think I'm going to...
Hit his chin!

Father forgive me, I don't want to do it.
Hoped we could get along, but he just blew it.
His parents pampered him, they must now regret it.
Now I´ll hammer him, 'cause he don't get it!

So I look inside my hand,
Gonna do some damage, man,
He will give no more abuse!
Oh, yes, I know it's wrong to fight,
But, then, who is ever right?
So, what weapon will I use?

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a pin!
Bowling pin!
So I hit him in the head,
Now his hair is colored red,
And he's fallen like he's dead.
This must be made of lead,
What a pin!
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a pin!
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a pin!

(You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present at your hearing. If you cannot afford an attorney....)

(Busted!)