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Song Parodies -> "I'd Bleep Words, Not Syllables"

Original Song Title:

"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Edited)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Panic! At the Disco

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Bleep Words, Not Syllables"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#32. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about protecting public airwaves from the vaguely undefined "explicit content." I don't even cuss, myself. But I think it's hilariously ridiculous the way this song gets halfway edited and halfway shushed on the radio.
Oh, enigmatic, when they're playing this song on the old radio
And I thought that I would hear, yes I thought that I would hear all the singing of words
What a lousy editing! What a lousy editing, cuz the chorus ain't consistent
Yes, I think it's lame, it's a game, they can't say that word so shhhh!

I'm confused, and so why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines with a lot of crazed irrationality
I'm confused, why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines, it's all senseless

Oh, what's with that, we know the words anyway, it's explicitly, but our ears are saved
Well it bugs me the most, I think it's insane!
Oh, what's with that, if it's just "God" it's OK, but when prefixed to "damn," edit away!
Well it bugs me the most, I think it's insane, who is to gain?

I'm confused, and so why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines with a lot of crazed irrationality
I'm confused, why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines with a lot of crazed irrationality

Bleeped out...

I'm confused, why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines with a lot of crazed irrationality
I'm confused, why don't you people ever edit all of the (pause) ing words?
No, cuz they'd rather just pick and choose the lines with a lot of crazed irrationality

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 19

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Sean Lee (non-asian) - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Greeeeeeat! I agree 100%, editing jobs suck! I mean watch Dumb & Dumber on TBS and that is the crappiest job of word replacement ever, sorry, a little off the main topic there. I hate the origional! And the your parody ROASTS it! Good Job 555!
iluvpanic - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree that editing sucks but panic! rocks so sean lee u dumbass don't diss em
Jonathan "Please read My Parodies" S. - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but still enjoyable!
Panic! Fan - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with iluvpanic
Dan - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
good choice of lyrics there. quirky. i agree that editing sucks. most censorship sucks. in regards to the comments made by 'iluvpanic' and 'Panic! Fan', i like Panic! too, i think they're awesome, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. if the guy hates it, let him hate it. it shouldn't matter to you. it doesn't to me. i know quite a few people who hate more than half the stuff i listen to.

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