Song Parodies -> I Screw Animals, Not People
| Original Song Title: | "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" |
| Original Performer: | Panic! At The Disco |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Screw Animals, Not People" |
| Parody Written by: | AWPerative |
EMO SUCKS! So does P!ATD.
Oh, well imagine, as I'm racing the Jews in a Hearse with a whore
and I can't help but to drink beer, no I can't help but to hear an asphyxiating of birds
"What a cubicle setting! What a cubicle setting!" says David Spade to Darth Vader.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is Pauly Shore."
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of waxing the kitchen floor?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of fucking a Chinese whore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Well in fact, well I'll look at it, I"m gay, I mean technically our carriage is saved
Well this calls for a roast, so snort the cocaine,
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it, I'm gay, I mean technically our carriage is saved
Well this calls for a roast, so snort the cocaine, snort the cocaine
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of not electing Al Gore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of emo being a huge big bore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
Again...
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of robbing the liquor store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of blowing up the nuclear core?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
Again...
and I can't help but to drink beer, no I can't help but to hear an asphyxiating of birds
"What a cubicle setting! What a cubicle setting!" says David Spade to Darth Vader.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is Pauly Shore."
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of waxing the kitchen floor?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of fucking a Chinese whore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Well in fact, well I'll look at it, I"m gay, I mean technically our carriage is saved
Well this calls for a roast, so snort the cocaine,
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it, I'm gay, I mean technically our carriage is saved
Well this calls for a roast, so snort the cocaine, snort the cocaine
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of not electing Al Gore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of emo being a huge big bore?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
Again...
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of robbing the liquor store?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of blowing up the nuclear core?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hardcore bestiality
Again...
FUCK EMO!!!
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I am now officially confused.
It's my first parody attempt
This is confusing, but the original is very hard to parody, so I'm giving it 3-3-3.
its not bad, but i thought the parody was about screwing animals. not whats up there.
I personally think that this is hilarious. It seriously made me laugh out loud. And it is (somewhat) about screwing animals... that's what bestiality is. Also, I loved how the chorus changes everytime because some parodies can be ultra repetitive. Good job!
Okay you've lost me this is very confusing, it would make sense if it were a dream sequence. but since it says that no where I just don't get it Good pacing though
This one actually makes sense, are you sure your name isn't Red Ant though?
HOLY-CONFUSING-SONG-BATMAN!...n e way as confusing as it was that was pretty funny!
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