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Song Parodies -> "Stayin' Alive (Bill Clinton version)"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive (Bill Clinton version)"

Parody Written by:

Boris Callahan

The Lyrics

Yes, Ozzy actually did a cover of this song. Anyways, this parody's all about Bill Clinton & the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
(ALL ABOARD THE WHITE HOUSE TRAIN!)

(Oh Yeah!)

Well, you can tell by the way I drop my pants
I'm the president, no time for rants.
They said I lied 'bout that girl,
I think Hillary's about to hurl.
Well it's all right, it's okay,
It's not to prove that I'm not gay.
We could try to understand
The White House's effect on man.

All the guys from Congress & the guys from the Senate
Think I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
All of the reporters & all the Republicans
Think I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tellin' a lie.

Everyone to the White House!
Darling, they're going to impeach the president!

Well now, I'm gonna get impeached soon,
And if I get impeached, then they'll all croon.
Got William & Connolly on my side,
And I think they might just let me slide.
Well it's all right, it's okay,
I think they'll look the other way.
We could try to understand
The White House's effect on man.

All the guys from Congress & the guys from the Senate
Think I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
All of the reporters & all the Republicans
Think I'm tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tellin' a lie, tellin' a lie.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tellin' a lie.

Well it's all right, it's okay,
It's not to prove that I'm not gay.
We could try to understand
The White House's effect on man.

Well it's all right, it's okay,
I think they'll look the other way.
We could try to understand
The White House's effect on man.

(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

(I am Democrat!)

(Oh yeah, I am free!)

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Adagio - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good parody. 5's
ProudAmerican - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
555 for bashing BIll Clinton, our first pedophile president.
Nine Inch Niles - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I bet the first pedophile was a Republican, because your churches keep defending those sickos.
2Eagle - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Monica was wise beyond her years - not to mention that she was an adult and responsible for her own actions. Read my parody of Flora - The Lily of the West - Monica - The Stinkweed of the West.
karaokedavid - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
How was Bill Clinton a pedo? I don't get it. This song was ok, I guess I've heard too many Clinton Parodies, and he's no longer in office--but for all intensive purposes, Ozzy Osbourne is not the easiest guy to parody.
Susanna Viljanen - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
It appears Warren Harding was the first paedophile prez. He also had a bastard daughter (while he and his legally wed wife had no children). Tom Jefferson likewise had extramarital children. While I have my ethics, the only measure in political success is your achievements, and in that respect Clinton was a very successful president. IMO the two worst US presidents ever were Warren Harding and James Buchanan.

It is extremely dangerous to mix personal ethics with politics - and even more dangerous to vote anyone because of his or her personal ethics. Being a small nation citizen, I know extremely well what Realpolitik means, and my country simply cannot afford fussing on politicians' private lives with their policies. I mean, I'd rather vote a crook, womanizer and cheat who can make results rather than a saintly failure. And if the French are to be asked, Clinton was something between an impotent and a monk by his sexual prowess.
Immoral Liberal - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Proud American - are you really Linda Terhune in drag? See you and Terloon (and the fascist rightwing for that matter) have this uncanny ability to present fiction as fact - kind of like WMD being present in Iraq, if you catch my drift. So let's educate you, Foley was a pedophile, Bill Clinton was a great president who committed adultery with a CONSENTING ADULT. Do you see the difference? I'll give you another example, your buddy Pastor Haggard - you know the holier than thou, anti-gay, bible-thumping, crystal meth snorting bisexual - remember him? Ok, if we take out the crystal meth and we just think about his adulterous affair with his masseur - it's stil not what Bill Clinton did. Actually for you, Bill Clinton should be a saint as compared with Haggard, Foley and Neal Horsely. Of course, I don't expect you to respond to this because you are a hypocrite. So let me throw another one at you - how are you going to blame the unjust war in Iraq and its failure on the democrats? Linda, we are all waiting for your response. Oh, Happy Holidays!
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This was terrible as parody and about as bad as politics. If the Jefferson-Hemings story is true, then she was 16 when it began, but then, it was in France, so their laws come into play, not ours; and his wife was already dead. Harding was an adulterer who paid his mistress hush money to keep their daughter (still alive at 87 years old) out of public, but not a man who went after jailbait.

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