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Song Parodies -> "Newbie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

This song is actually sadder than it is'nt!Why, because it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!(except the part about "boring myself to death")
Gazing through computers at the world wide web
Wondering will I ever be dead
Hoping that the pros will quit from beating me

After all there's only just this RPG
And here I am thinking when to be done
Watching other paladins defeat themselves
Month after month

I'm just a newbie
I'm new to games each day
I'm just a newbie
Who dreams of not being dead

I watch each vile creature kill every one of us
I'm hoping that my turn will bring a sign
That every given chance should be completely right
This time

I'm just a newbie
I'm new to games each day
I'm just a newbie
Who dreams of not being dead

Your highest pride may come straight from World of Warcraft
It's not much of concern really to me
Since when it comes to doing something usefull now
These games turn out to be real fantasies
Oh yeah yeah YEAH!

If only we could all get back our dignity
By stop depending on the internet
And cease from going to any websites around
But amiright

I'm just a newbie
I'm new to games each day, no way!
I'm just a newbie
Who dreams of not being dead, oh yaih!
I'm just a newbie
Who's bored out of his head, with lead
I'm just a newbie
Who bored himself to death
Oh Yeah Yeah YEAH!
Note:No humans were harmed in the making of this parody(well, maybe a paladin, and 5 welpings i suppose)

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Stephen aka Step-chan - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Never played WOW, but 555, interesting take.
Cat - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, I thought this was about being an AmIRight newbie, I did a parody with just that theme yesterday...
Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and what Cat said but eventually (so I'm told) you'll think the Internet consists of only 2 sites: AmIRight and Rhymezone. ;-)

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